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I can't resist.. a joke from a friend May 7, 2011 15:07:54 GMT -5

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Post by Jody on May 7, 2011 15:07:54 GMT -5

My good friend Kath sent me this and I can't stop laughing

So I walked into the bar and ask for an Osama Bin Laden. The bartender looked at me...

...and said "What the heck is an Osama Bin Laden?"

I replied, "Two shots and a spash of water."

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